Vaccines Against God

Some conservatives are upset about a nearly 100% effective vaccine against human papilloma virus. Yes, you read that right. See, HPV -- which can cause cancer -- is sexually transmitted. Therefore, bible thumpers think a broad immunization campaign -- especially among teens -- would spead a message condoning pre-marital sex. (Don't get them started on the relevance of this promising treatment to gay men.) Feel free to blame the Bush administration for placing these idiots in positions of influence where their troglodytic views of public health actually matter.