As a 35-year-old, I'm uninterested

Since the 18-34 demographic doesn't read newspapers, the Associated Press is creating a wholly separate "younger audience service," according to today's NYTimes. Called A-S-A-P, the newsfeed will replace boring articles and photographs with "'experiences' in multimedia formats, with audio, video, blogs and wireless text." (Because, well, none of those things would interest me.) The MSM will never be the same.