In The Navy - The name "Sea Blade" is too homosexual to be used on a new Navy warship, USNWR claims. Pentagon officials apparently cited the Washington Blade as an example of the gay-ocity of the name, to the bemusement of that paper's editors. Who can blame our stalwart fighting seamen? The Navy is pretty gay to begin with, and unmanly names sure don't help. It only makes it worse that we homos have an annoying habit of "ruining" decent words. Just ask the University of Hawaii's football team, the (formerly Rainbow) Warriors.