Grotto Gratification - Virginia state police admit that a crack-down on public sex in a local park hasn't had much of an effect. "It's just as popular as ever," spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell told the Washington Times. Police nabbed 23 men last week, according to the Washington Post. Yikes, one man they arrested was 71! Publicizing that fact would be enough to keep many away. (But where are the hidden camera videos?)