Desperate Houseboy

Will Bree Van de Kamp's TV son Andrew come out on Desperate Housewives in a May sweeps maneuver, as the WashBlade blog suggests? More to the point, can somebody please tell the near-jailbait 18 year old not to pose for come-hither bare midriff glamour shots? Who does he think he is, Lindsay Lohan? (Chrisafer is also on the story, and the related Marcia Cross rumors.)