Friday, December 31

Miss Cleavage Loses Her Claim to Millions

Oh, that conservative 9th Circuit. First they rule that female casino workers can be fired for not wearing make-up, and now they have spoiled Vickie Lynn Marshall's dreams of inheriting $90 million bucks from her dead oil barron hubby. With cash running low, maybe it's time to revive the Anna Nicole Show*? (*Brought to you by TrimSpa)