Go Cocks! - Gotta love that Wonkette, she's not one to shy away from male genital humor, with--count em--two references to famous political wangs. First up, she heaps pity on poor Mrs. Rumsfeld, who seems to have named her husband's penis after an international terrorist. Then, the latest in a long-running reference to the size of John Kerry's schlong, Wonkette notes that the Washington Post "uncovers Kerry's secret weapon: 'Kerry, Speaking Softly About the Big Stick.' Later, we learn: 'He won't say what he bought Teresa for their ninth wedding anniversary. That's personal, he said.' Oh, but we can guess..."