You don't own me, masturbation! - We see that WiredNews has a report on the XXXChurch (not to be confused with the Church of Fools), which has as its mission to help Christian men overcome the twin evils of pornography and self-pleasure. Check out their website, and read the blog of one of the men who is trying to make it 40 days as master of his domain. Hat tip to John ("I can't go 40 minutes somedays") K. from Ohio for prompting this item.