Covering your assets - I quote from the Wall Street Journal's "Taste" column:

PRINCETON BRIEFS: It's not quite the Princeton Tiger that former Secretary of State George Shultz is said to have tattooed on his derriere. But the University Store now offers a more racy Princeton alternative to the sweatshirts, T-shirts and gym shorts bearing the university imprimatur: Princeton-themed thongs, in four colors, including the official orange and black. That, according to the Daily Princetonian, may make the university "the only Ivy League school to carry an insignia thong." As the paper puts it, the thongs make "showing Tiger spirit a little more cheeky."

Alas, they don't seem to be available online. And what about equal rights? Where's my school spirit jockstrap?