What's Up with That? - Why do homos feel the need to act the part? The invite to this little get-together asks:

"Have you ever been to a musical film and had the uncontrollable urge to burst into song? Do you muse over the endless tailoring opportunities for chintz curtains? Have you always wondered what it would be like to wear a wimple? This is your chance to test your vocal range with several hundred other assorted nuns, Von Trapp family members and Julie Andrews look-alikes."

Okay, the answer is no, but thanks for asking. Or am I just denying my inner Mary?