It's okay to laugh - The Million Moms had me worried for awhile, but I'm glad to see they're back to their typical pathetic form. Their latest target is Bally Total Fitness, which apparently has a new ad campaign featuring Kylie Minogue in that outfit from her "Can't Get You Out of My Head" video. Here are some choice comments from concerned Christian mothers:

“I saw a commercial yesterday for Bally Total Fitness. It was disgusting, more like a porno flick. The woman was dressed in almost nothing making sexual jesters while the music played on."

“Ballys health and fitness clubs are running a commercial that pushes the sex and porno sell to the limit. A model dances around in nothing but a sheer cloth cover that barely covers her nipples and rear. Her lips are swollen and red. The camera pits them right up in your face. She looks like a prostitute poll dancer!”

“I have never seen anything so unbelievable to TV. My sons got a quick lesson on the female anatomy. There was a girl dressed in a sheet, I guess, that was V cut down to her waist in front. She was dancing so erotically that her breasts keep popping out, not completely, but enough.”

Now Kylie is admittedly a spicy little number who likes to push the limits of moral rectitude, so maybe these ladies have a point. We certainly can't have dancing prostitutes voting for sexual jesters whose breasts are almost but not entirely popping out. Somebody could lose an eye!