al Qaeda Weather Report

In a purported Islamofascist news program, podcast on the Internets, a masked anchorman has praised the hurricanes striking the American Gulf Coast. According to the WaPo,

"The whole Muslim world was filled with joy" at the disaster, the anchorman said. He went on to say that President Bush was "completely humiliated by his obvious incapacity to face the wrath of God, who battered New Orleans, city of homosexuals."

Apparently Osama gets his newsfeed from Michael Marcavage. Maybe Fox News can pick up this fair and balanced® report as a regular segment.