Like a Male Version of Paris Hilton

Tom Shales may have panned Fox's new quasi-celebreality show The Princes of Malibu, but far be it from me that I should criticize a program that brings us hotties like 21-year-old slacker rich-boy Brody Jenner. (Son of decathlete Bruce -- we all owe attractive people so much for breeding.)

To vicariously partake in Brody's rockstar lifestyle, tune in -- er, set your TiVo's -- tonight at 8:30 pm, 7:30 Central.