Maybe Heloise Has a Hint to Prevent Chafing

Martha Stewart wants more freedom. In an online chat earlier this week, Martha was forthcoming about a variety of topics, including the fact that her ankle is chafing from rubbing against the home-arrest tracking device.

The forty-eight hours a week she is alloted to work outside her home is simply not enough, Martha claims. I can't say I'm shocked, but Stewart seemed surpised to realize that "every moment spent outside of her home, including travel time and visits to her doctor and her mother in Connecticut," counts toward the 48-hour limit. If she wants to spend 80 hours a week travelling to K-Marts, I say that's punishment enough, Judge Cedarbaum!