Tuesday, October 26

"That Lip-Syncing Feeling" - Sure, Lisa de Moraes, it's easy to enjoy a bad pun at the expense of poor Ashlee Simpson. But what if it were you up there, suffering from the heartbreak of acid-reflux disease? Wouldn't you want us to take pity on you?

P.S. Not a word was breathed about the incident at last night's Kennedy Center ceremony awarding the Mark Twain Prize to Lorne Michaels, although David Spade told some humorous anecdotes about the SNL producer's last big live-TV embarrassment -- Sinead O'Connor's "Irishness."