Cracking the Code - What a silly article out of the Arizona Republic. In it, teens complain about how complicated shopping is when you have to adhere to a school dress code. Says one girl, "Clothing just isn't made to fit school standards." Uh, right, maybe the "low-rise jeans, sheer mini-tees and shrunken tennis skirts" hootchie clothing that you want purchase isn't made that way, but they've got plenty of nice, sensible items that will keep your skin covered at Mrs. Bouvier used to say: Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.