Attorneys Should Know Better - Sure we aide and abet frivolous lawsuits, but aren't we smart enough not to be plaintiffs in them? Not Eric Stephenson, a Utah lawyer who claimed CBS owed him $5,000 for being forced to watch Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. A judge recently threw out the case, not even bothering to cite a reason. Hmm, I bet it can be entertaining being a Viacom lawyer.