You Look Mahvelous - Real World: Miami house homo Dan Renzi proves that just because you get picked up in a vice sting for masturbating in a sleazy porn theater in Kansas City doesn't mean you can't look your best in your mug shot. (He really gave it his headshot best, don'tcha think?)

Apparently, the KC native is back home after hosting a Gay.com/PlanetOut Spring Break travelogue in the Bahamas. Well, tsk, tsk, but at least we can say the former director of the Kansas City AIDS project was caught engaged in only the safest of safe sex.