Qu'est-ce que c'est "homosexual act"? - With spring training just around the corner, aspiring Indians' minor league pitcher Kazuhito Tadano is back in the news. Bhaus readers will remember the 23-year-old Japanese import who showed up in the States dogged by rumors of a gay porn past. Now that he's been invited to practice with the big leaguers, Tadano has gone to public, admitting to engaging in a "homosexual act" for a flick made after his sophomore year at Rikkyo University.

But hold on. He has apologized, asking forgiveness and swearing he was just gay-for-pay: "I'm not gay," he said, adding "I'd like to clear that fact up right now." (For a non-English speaker, the kid sure knows his soundbites.) Fine, whatever, but can't we get more details on what he got up to, please? The SI article was notably reticent on this point. Jeez, even pics shouldn't be so difficult, really. It's the Internet age, people!