Friday, January 9

Chicks with Hicks - What is it with slutty celebrity women this week? First Britney makes a mockery of heterosexual marriage with the joke wedding to hunky Louisiana hometown sweetheart Jason A. Alexander . (Think the prominent inclusion of the boy's middle name in the media reflects our common revulsion at the idea she'd marry George Costanza?) Then Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie swap spit with Arkansas homeboys on The Simple Life. Eh, I don't blame 'em. That shaggy haired country boy thing works okay for me too.