Catch and Release - The Times-Picayune does the Queer Eye thing in reverse. A mildly amusing story, but really I think the subtext belies the author's main objective. The truth is there's just nothing all that "straight" about a "guy's night out" that any semi-literate queer theorist can't deconstruct, especially in the French Quarter. No wonder the bartender at Coyote Ugly could spot the makeover subject from a mile away. I bet every night she's got boys in there who, once sufficiently liquored up, slip down the block to Bourbon Pub or Oz. Laissez les bon temps rouler, y'all.