Wednesday, April 23

Swept Away - Oh, those wacky peeps behind the TV Turnoff Week. Won't they ever learn that people not only enjoy watching TV, but they also get news and information from it too? But wait, the public isn't listening to their message, as rating data proves that television viewership actually went UP during last year's boycott. Plus, with TiVo, it's not like anyone would actually miss out on their appointment TV if they participated.