Zima's Revenge - Oh, damn! I thought I was being trendy quaffing a Smirnoff Ice in Rehoboth Beach. As the Post reports,

[A]necdotal evidence gathered in the District indicates that many drinkers of legal age -- especially those who might hit expensive clubs, wear trendy swimwear and smile coolly to members of the opposite sex -- are uninterested or downright antagonistic to the wonderful world of malty, fruity drinks.

Actually, I liked the "Mule" flavor (available only in Britain) better anyway. That still makes me cool, right?