Gay Mafia - Former powerbroker to the stars, Mike Ovitz claims that the "gay mafia" is responsible for his downfall in Hollywood. Included in the Lavender Cabal:

• David Geffen - dated Cher, oft-rumored to be married to Keanu Reeves
  
• Bryan Lourd - ex-husband of Princess Leia herself, Carrie Fisher
  
• Barry Diller - widely reputed to be gay, but recently married fashion designer Diane von Fürstenberg.

At least no one has brought Ricky Martin's good name into all of this cattiness!