Camelot's Number One Export - Salon has a wacky interview with Lizzie Borden, who makes fringe porn, that she claims, comes with a moral story. She insists that men who are turned on by the violence are actually being taught a lesson, arguing "If you watch it and don't fast-forward it, and if you think about it, you'll see there's a moral to it!" Obviously, she doesn't read back issues of Salon!