Wong Thong - With another A&F scandal breaking, consumers in gay ghettos all across America are asking themselves, "Abercrombie sells women's clothing too?" Plus, you've got to love the quote from A&F spokesman Hampton Carny, "once you get about 10, you start to care about your underwear." By the way, the reason "the controversial thongs had never been sold at the store [in downtown San Francisco]" is because there is no (little "a") abercrombie there.

John, we were really ahead of the curve on this one. Misrepresenting myself on OneMillionMoms.com always makes me feel so subversive.