You Can't Handle the Truth

American Family Association (in association with Tim Todd Ministries) presents, this week only, National "Truth for Youth" Week. Yes, as kids head back to school, some of their holier-than-thou classmates will be toting the Truth for Youth Bible and distributing them to "lost students" throughout the public school system:

"The Truth For Youth" consists of the entire New Testament in the God's Word version, along with powerful full color comics that are packed with "absolute truths" regarding issues young people are faced with, such as: Evolution, Sexual Purity, Homosexuality, Abortion, Pornography, Drugs, Drunkenness, Peer Pressure, School Violence and Secular Rock Music. God's wonderful plan of salvation is incorporated into each of the stories.

Naturally, I'm happy to bring you a link to the (curiously anime-style) comics covering the Gay. It's the heartwarming story of a brother and sister -- a violent skinhead homophobe and a bleeding-heart good girl, respectively -- warring over the soul of their androgynous kid brother who thinks he might be queer. Big bro gets injured in a confrontation with a dyke-y gay protester who swings her "Love Thy Neighbor" sign like a battleaxe. Thankfully, the EMT turns out to be an ex-gay who helps all the kids see the light about the "choice not to sin." A link at the end suggests contacting Exodus International if you need "freedom from homosexuality."