Crystal Clear - So, we've got high-definition straight porn coming to an HDTV near you. But what about the gay porn? I'm already incredibly distracted by men's faces being so flushed by Viagra that they look like a red delicious apple. How am I going to be able to pay attention when I can see every pock-marked pore and ingrown ass hair on some star's keister? Sorry, but I'm gonna hold off on prematurely jumping on John's HD bandwagon until they've got some of these bugs worked out.