Dean's Queer Eye - There's been a bit of a queer spin on some of the recent news to come out of the Dean campaign recently. First off, this kooky report about how the candidate called himself a metrosexual and then backtracked and said he didn't even know what the word meant. Get this guy some pop culture lessons, stat!

But then came the story that one of Gephardt's staffers called a Dean staffer a "faggot." What in the world is going on with these two campaigns? Perhaps President Bush should speak out and ask the Democrats to conduct themselves in a more civilized manner.