Shaved Pits - The NY Metro delves into the seedy underworld of straight men with shaved armpits, specifically calling out football player Jeremy Shockey for being a macho man with silky-smooth pits.

I fear that the Metro author may be right that the Joe Sixpack sitting at home gets his trend cues from professional atheletes. "And at the moment, pro athletes are straying into territory once occupied mainly by transvestites and pre-op transsexuals." Now, clearly, I am in strong opposition to this trend of shaved pits. And I'm not the only one: "models with chest hair and treasure trails are coming back big-time, baby. The studios have been getting tons of e-mails demanding that models be allowed to remain hairy." Titan Media, once again ahead of the curve.