Saturday, May 17

Martha, Inc - You just know you wanna see Cybill Shepard throwing a tantrum as Martha Stewart! Tune in Monday for the TV movie, which is said to be entertaining. (Get the clever allusion? Entertaining was also the name of Martha's first book. No? Fine, screw you!) Unfortunately, some of the most notorious scenes from the book are left on the cutting room floor, like the one where Martha pinned a gardener to a fence with her Suburban. But doesn't the movie seem a tiny bit premature when rumors indicate that Martha may settle with the government any day now?