Life Imitates South Park - What does this story about Madonna befriending a terminally ill child have to do with this SP episode? Here's some dialog to provide a hint:

Laura: So Kenny, if you could have ONE wish, what would it be? [there's no answer. A moment of silence]

Bob: What's your wish, pal?

Kenny: (I guess the only thing I wish is to not die.)

Laura: What did he say?

Kyle: He said his wish is not to die. [a long stretch of silence in which the cameraman looks from person to person.]

Laura: ...O-kay, and, what if you're gonna have two wishes, what would the second one be?

Bob: I know! I bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?

Kenny: (No. Fuckin' Madonna...) [his words trail off and are hard to understand]

Bob: Wu what was that?

Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go fuck herself. [the Foundation reps are stunned. Madonna appears in the doorway]

Madonna: Should I come in now?

Bob: Uh no not quite yet.