Joe Dirt - Well, it's official, Joe Millionaire made his selection and sweet, small town girl Zora Andrich made the cut. And not only did Evan get the right girl, but in the "shocking twist ending you'll have to see to believe," Evan and Zora get to split a million bucks in prize money. (Not all that much when you divide it in half and factor in Uncle Sam's take). And if tonight's 110 minutes of hype and 10 minutes of show wasn't enough for you, be sure to catch Joe Millionaire: The Aftermath next week to see what all our favorite whores are up to these days! Maybe hostess extraordinaire Alex McLeod will even show up to earn her keep.

Oh and by the way, if Sarah's foot bondage fetish video didn't make any waves, I still don't understand why Frenchie can't be reinstated to American Idol.