Freeze Dried - Always good for a chuckle, CNN is reporting on a service being offered to military men to freeze and save their sperm for future use. Whether they are killed in battle or their reproductive systems are disabled due to exposure to chemical agents, this service will allow their loved ones to continue their genetic line, no matter what. Salon (reg required) offers a bit more detail, mentioning the different ways in which men may make deposits at the cryogenic facilities, including the "masturbatoriums." I'll leave the innuendos and double entendres to any and all who wish to comment on this timely story.