Somebody call Donald Wildmon, stat! - The Wall Street Journal reports that the big bad Hollywood studios have launched a legal attack on the mom-and-pop businesses who edit popular fare by removing violence, sex and profanity and reselling the family-friendly versions to good Christian households. Surely the gay mafia is responsible for this. While the studios were at first reluctant to sue the "out of concerns they would look insensitive to advocates of family entertainment," they have apparently decided they are more concerned about the boogey man of digital video piracy.