Kopp'ing a Deal - The Federales have been leaning hard on the Enron boys, and - surprise - they got the homo to break. The Washington Post reports that former Enron Corp. executive Michael J. Kopper will plead guilty to financial wrongdoing as early as today and has agreed to surrender $12 million. Kopper is the one who ran one of those sweetheart limited partnerships together with his domestic partner William Dodson. According to sources, turncoat Kopper's testimony will be key to prosecuting higher ups like Fastow and Skilling. Expect more typical blather from the gay left about how homosexuals in the business world are part of the problem.